"Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in Britian, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if neccessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby."
"At my hotel room my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said: Certainly. He said: Do I need to dial 9? I said: Yeah, especially if it is in the number. You can try 4 and 5 back to back real quick."